Escapril Day 14: Simulation

Scrolling through dating apps,
You see quite a lot of interests.
Car guys, others holding fish and gym bros. 
But the ones who seem weirdest are those who say, "We live in a simulation." 

Honestly, why are people so performative?
Is this even a poem -- or a rant?

But let's say we were in a simulation, 
Why in the world would dating apps be a thing? 
Even worse, the limited options on them...
If we think about it, the best simulation is only women, free from performative men.